Fuck this WordPress template, I’m on the Internet for like two hours a week and I can’t be bothered tweaking that business right now. In my mind I had set June 1st as the date for the swordfight relaunch but who knows.
A second ice cream stand just opened in the village, some heavy duty competition for Ice Cream King. You can’t buy a pair of shoes in Chipman, New Brunswick. But you can stuff your face with ice cream, until you yourself have turned into nothing more than a colourful fatty blob perched on the end of an inverted cone.