“And the Lord God in His infinite mercy did gaze down upon Bloomfield House; and verily, the waters of the flood did recede, and the Lord God did banish the plague of hellfire.

And there was much rejoicing.

And throughout the land there were hot, steamy Showers of great Joy; and there was much Laundering, and much washing of the Dish.”

–The Book Of Bloomfield, Chapter 3, Verses 10-12.