What I learned from not drinking.

~ When you get home late, throw yourself down on your bed and conk out with the lights on and your contact lenses in:
…it’s not because you are drunk; it’s because you are tired.

~ When you wake up the next morning with a terrible headache:
…it’s not because you are hungover; it’s because you were breathing secondhand smoke all night.

~ When you can’t remember much of what happened the night before:
…it’s not because you blacked out; it’s because not much happened.

~ When you think you are depressed:
…you are not depressed; you are angry.