It’s Claudette‘s birthday. I just saw her at a party and I said “Happy birthday CLO-DEBT” and I grabbed a wooden spoon out of the sink and managed to give her a couple good spankings. She tried to kick me and I grabbed her by the boot and we hopped around and around the kitchen, until she grabbed one of my nipples and squeezed it and then we fell against the kitchen counter and there was the sound of a bunch of glasses being rattled around.
Someone in the kitchen said, “Be careful.” Yeah right, it’s a party, dumbasses.
Claudey and I always get into it at parties. Hey remember that time when I tried to stuff you in the freezer?
I had to leave because I’m working at the Marquee tonight. I finish work at 1am. This used to be when all the cool people started showing up on Wednesday nights, but lately it seems to be the time when a lot of the cool people start to leave.
Anyways, if you’re not coming out, the least you could do is go over to Claudette’s blog and say hello.
My nipples are all sore and sensitive now. Seems like a good way to start the evening.