My plan for tonight is to chill out at home and get drunk by myself and I am STOKED.
“Look at this,” said Scoopy, who’d already had a few himself. “You’ve got this going on, you’re drinking gin-and-ginger-ale and grapefruit juice, all at the same time.” (I was also eating a peanut-butter-and-chocolate-chip sandwich, and some salt & vinegar chips.) “You’ve got the whole rotation thing happening.”
“Man,” I said, “What we really need in this house, is one of those whatchacallits…” Twirling my finger in a circle.
We both said it at the same time: “LAZY SUSANS.”