People have been emailing me to ask if I killed that turtle. The cause of its death was left ambiguous because I didn’t think it was really necessary to spell out how it died. Here’s a clue: it was a TURTLE and it was crossing a HIGHWAY.
The first of the two turtles either made it or changed his mind because I went back later and did not find him smeared across the pavement.
I’m performing as A/V at a rockin’ dance party in Montreal on Saturday evening. I will post details when I get them.
Contrived are playing in Fredericton tonight and I just clued in so I’m going to hop in my car and xfucking GOx !
Why did he turtle cross the highway?
It didn’t.
ok not as funny as it sounded in my head before I typed it…
i don’t come on here too often but it would just be wrong if i didn’t share this with you and your little friend: http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/novelties/novelties_2aa.html
Just imagine. You’re chillin’, hanging out, standing around holding a walnut when all of a sudden someone pulls your HEAD right off your BODY.
the picture at the top reminds me so much of new brunswick…