My fellow Canadians,

Sunday, September 29. Party at Bloomfield House. It’s a farewell to Stephen and a welcome to new residents Geoffrey and Keith. Bring corn for the barbecue. Bring booze. The Dean Malenkos and The Plan will be performing live in the basement. Bands will probably start around six. Bring a friend if you wanna make out on the couch. If you don’t know where Bloomfield House is… welcome to Halifax.

God save the Queen.

Love, Philip
Bloomfield House Patriarch