rhetoric renegade
July 28, 2003  
Well, the party got going around midnight, and ended with 3 thugs being chased out of the building after throwing chairs and beer bottles at people on the street. Oh, and they pulled the firealarm on every floor on the way down. Lovely. No more parties, no more people on the roof for the summer, all because 3 enimem wannabes thought how funny this would be. But what is funny, that they end their evening going home to a one fat pareht trailer, Walmart- cookies for a night cap, and dream about some day owning a chevette after landing a really good lawn mowing job. I hope that this doesn't happen, that you go back to jail, your dog eats your KD, and your mom dies of cancer from smoking Export A greens. Oh, and your mom gets a step dad who kicks you in the teeth and rapes your sister repeatedly. There, that felt better.
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July 25, 2003  
Jesus Christ. All I asked you for was no rain so I could eat meat with sexy bitches, but instead my weiner is soggy and lonesome. Don't make me go to Allah. Anyway, I'll keep you posted on how it goes. I'm gonna try to get Alexisonfire to come up and freak out all the uptown snotty girls. Let's see if I can;t pull off a birthday bonanza. Fuck you.
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July 23, 2003  
Alright, I'm off the wagon, and feeling superb. The cantalope- delicious. Anyway, I got to plan for a party on the Mercury Rooftop, so please come. Here's the deetz:


Meats, Heats, and Beats:
Nick Hart 2004 For Mayor Fundraiser and Birthday BBQ (Nick=29)
Friday July 25th, 2pm-2am
Mercury Rooftop- 1646 Barrington (next to Tim Hortons)
Buzz 605 (back up 101)
Go to Elevator, Press -8-, and you're there!

Come celebrate the summer love in the 2nd Annual Mercury Rooftop BBQ, featuring appearances by Muchmusic, Argyle Staff Ladies, Ontario's Alexisonfire, Zed TV, The Goods, Bucket Truck, The Clap, and TBP!

Live DJs- Scratch Bastid, Cam Harding, Bob Bagnell, Double A, Andy Haigh, Mark Willet, DJ Nuke, Nick Nonsense, Mathematix, Mike Mathers, and Massive DJ's droping beats over heated meats all day all night!

Bring your own booze, pork chops, presents, and campaign donations. For more info or what the fuck we gonna do if it rains, call 444-6695 or nickandkris@hfx.eastlink.ca. Nick Hart For Mayor Let's get this mofo started propa!

See ya then sucka.

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July 22, 2003  
I wish I was dead. Picture yourself- day 1.45 of dilaudid withdrawal, your brain puring a lava or irritability down your ached bloodstream, a persistent prespiration unmanageable from the wind, because 5 people made it their life commitment to dig holes at 7am every day. I know, its not their fault, just like Concentration Camp tattoo artists; you gotta pay the bills. But how about this bill? It's a 10. and the queen says fuck off. Leave me the fuck alone and let my dope sick skin take it course in its ritualitic cleansing. Can't you go get some timbits? 7am? What is wrong with your mom? Remind me when I'm high again to pipebomb your house, and then you can built that again. Back to sleep in my dryer.

onelfie
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July 21, 2003  
This is my first blog, I'm scared. Tell me if this works
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July 20, 2003  
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