And then she was all like “omg gerry don’t eat the napkin” and I was like “what,” and she was like “GERRY DON’T EAT THE NAPKIN!” and I was like “WHAT!”

You think you know me! You don’t know me! You think you can get rid of me! I’m not going anywhere!

“Holy shit, holy shit, holy fucking shit, holy fucking cocksucking motherfucking no good fucking shit eating son of a fucking whore fucking fucking fucking shit. Jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus FUCKING jesus.

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY.”

P.S. SIIIIIIIKE!!!!