This weekend, some friends of ours are putting together a party entitled “Axes Vs. Beatboxes.” Apparently, it’s going to feature an epic battle of rockers against rappers.

My roommate Annette is putting a band together for the show. I asked her what instrument she would be playing, and she said, “The drum.” All this time I’ve known Annette and I never knew she played “the drum.”

Annette’s band is going to be called “Jen and the G-Spots.”

I said, “But how will anyone find your show?”