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I live on Bloomfield Street in the North End of Halifax. Across the street from my house is the Halifax Civic Worker’s Club. Many social events take place at the club.

The venue often plays host to “ladies dances,” which is a euphemism for drunk lesbians puking on my front stoop.

Tonight, however, they’re having themselves a little rave. The style of music is psy-trance; which, if you’ve never heard of it, goes a little something like this:

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It’s 4AM, I just got home from work at the Marquee and I gotta get up at 9AM to drive to Saint John to open for Moneen.

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9AM is probably about when a bunch of trance-hippie ravers will be streaming out of the club going, “Fuckin wicked party.”

OK they just switched up the music a little bit, now it sounds like this:

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Whoops, now back to

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Anyway. Sunday night it will be our turn to annoy the neighbours. As soon as the Saint John show ends I’m driving back to Halifax to perform in the Bloomfield House living room. It’s a farewell party for Annette and it starts at 8PM. Bands performing will include Yellow Jacket Avenger, A/V and Jen and the G-Spots.

Info: bloomfieldATswordfightDOTorg.