Claudette: “Why do they call those kids the ‘War Amps’? They weren’t in any war. They should call them the ‘Born Amps.'”

Me: “The what? The Porn Amps?”

Claudette: “No no no… the Born Amps.”

Me: “Maybe they should call them the ‘That’ll Teach You To Play In The Driveway Behind A Reversing Car Amps.'”