wipe your butt.

Claudette: “Larue smells really good. Faith smells good. I smell like shit.”

Me: “That’s cuz you don’t wipe your butt.”

Claudette: “Shut up! I do so wipe my butt.”

Faith: “Yeah… on your panties.”

Me: “Ha, ha, ha. You got owned.”

Claudette: “Shut Up!!!”

Me: “Hey… What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?”

Claudette: “I don’t know, what?”

Me: “Oh my god. IT WAS YOU!”

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