My plan for tonight is to chill out at home and get drunk by myself and I am STOKED.
“Look at this,” said Scoopy, who’d already had a few himself. “You’ve got this going on, you’re drinking gin-and-ginger-ale and grapefruit juice, all at the same time.” (I was also eating a peanut-butter-and-chocolate-chip sandwich, and some salt & vinegar chips.) “You’ve got the whole rotation thing happening.”
“Man,” I said, “What we really need in this house, is one of those whatchacallits…” Twirling my finger in a circle.
We both said it at the same time: “LAZY SUSANS.”
um, sound delicious…i think…..i take it you were close to a toilet?
wow, I wish I was like Susan! I’d be all covered in chips and chocolate
Do you think that, then, people would like me, ya know, if I was lazy?
wait, I gotta think about this one.
Hmmm, see ya round!
xx,
(Susie)
Mmmmm…..
Vodka and peanut butter sandwiches. Bachelor snacks
No Sea Salt & Pepper chips?
I’m so bored. you should call me at work.
I have the internet!