Here’s a recipe for a drink that I call a “Nine Volt Battery.” Take one ounce of Jagermeister over ice in a tall glass. Add two splashes of Red Hot sauce and some lime juice. Top it off with 7-Up and garnish with a slice of lemon and a wedge of lime (the two terminals).

It tastes better if the Red Hot sauce is splashed by a red hot bartender.

$2 Jagermeister shots at the Khyber Club–every Tuesday.

~ I’ve got this new idea where I want to write little theme songs for websites, in return for linkage and sexy JPEGs and whatever other nice things you want to give me. I’m calling it the rockin’ blogroll. Here’s how you can take part:

step 1. Add swordfight.org to your blogroll or linky love list.
step 2. Send me an email and tell me you want your blog rocked!
step 3. I will slam together an original piece of music that namechecks your website all over the place.
step 4. I’ll send you a link to an mp3 for you to download and do with as you please.
step 5. Post on your site with this graphic:

~ Feel free to tell me a bit about your musical tastes so I can customize your track (I can do just about anything involving electric guitars, as well as all styles of electronic music, except trance). Or you can just leave it up to me. And in case you don’t have server space for mp3s, I’ll be posting all the music on swordfight.org.

Let’s rock.